10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means sh!t. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
“Whenever I am going through good phase, i don't give a damn about what my horoscope says.” — I Love the way you love me Copy Share Image
“The energy of 2026 is unmistakably dynamic. It feels like life finally moves forward again.” — Susan Mako Copy Share Image
“The good stars met in your horoscope, Made you of spirit and fire and dew.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look at my horoscope! '...a new love in your life...' Well, gotta follow my guiding star... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The sign seemed like her fortune, her horoscope, her Magic 8 Ball answer.” — Melissa Senate Copy Share Image
“While a Sagittarian tends to be candid, there’s also a part of them that could be described as being more devious than… — Rosemary Breen Copy Share Image
“It is all about the trade of ignorance. And India is such a bronze-age nation that is filled with these trades (astrology,… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
Obviously, I don't live and die by it, everything my horoscope says. But I feel like there's definitely something to it. — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
We are just a difference! You see your horoscope every day! Ihad forgotten to write my horoscope — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I read the horoscope, and when I like it I smile and when I don't like it, I say, 'Dr. Ruth Westheimer,… — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
“Horoscope: Your happily ever after begins today, as long as you remember there is no such thing as happily ever after.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
I'm an Aries. Most of the time, whether I want to admit it or not, it describes me. I don't check my… — Daniela Bobadilla Copy Share Image
Obviously, I dont live and die by it, everything my horoscope says. But I feel like theres definitely something to it. — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
“I don't believe that Nature's powers Have tied her hands or pinioned ours, By marking on the heavenly vault Our fate without… — Jean de La Fontaine Copy Share Image
If you are a parent, the horoscope will aid you to detect the evil latent in your child and teach you how… — Max Heindel Copy Share Image
You love somebody, and then you don't love them anymore. But if you really love somebody, you always love them, don't you?… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
Romance doesn't have to be difficult -- that's just an idea you've picked up from books and movies! For right now, let… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Our personal natal horoscope provides us with a powerful tool for understanding our own energy signature and how it [one person, or,… — Robert Allen Bartlett Copy Share Image
“It's true," Eliot said. "Statistically, historically, and however else you want to look at it, you are almost never right. A monkey… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
“..reading your ex's horoscope every week isn't going to help you control his life. No, you need to hide in his bushes,… — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
Sagittarius are very controlling. The thing about Sagittarius is this: we're planned, we're precise. We're like, 'If you do this and then… — Trina Copy Share Image
“That's cool," he says. "Yeah," I say, and we go into another marathon pause. "So..." he finally says. "Think you can start… — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
“What if the preacher or father’s saying ‘Someone here’s lost and hopeless’ was tantamount to those Sun-Times horoscopes that are specially designed… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny¦ Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable.… — Slowly_fading Copy Share Image
“Changing the spelling of one's name to ensure success, performing rituals for good luck, wearing colored gem stones for success in business… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
“...his horoscope had been pretty misleading as well. It had mentioned an unusual amount of planetary activity in his sign and had… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“You are fortunate to be an Aquarius because you are known as the humanitarian zodiac sign. You are progressive in your thinking,… — Rosemary Breen Copy Share Image
There is no better boat than a horoscope to help a man cross over the sea of life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Strange, her horoscope hadn't mentioned to beware of crazy kidnappers or demented desert sheikhs this week.” — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
We are just a difference! You see your horoscope every day! Ihad forgotten to write my horoscope You should be prepared to… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Don't go there Rule" Lawe warned him softly. " I don't think your horoscope declared today to be a good day to die. — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
Why the fuck does the horoscope always talk shit about Leo's being strong & sexual but not about being kind and emotional? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Astrology's a moving system that depends on where you're looking at it from on Earth. My horoscope here in London would be… — Eleanor Catton Copy Share Image
No matter what sign you were born under, everybody else's horoscope will be more fun than yours. — Teresa Bloomingdale Copy Share Image
You are always born under the wrong sign, and to live in this world properly you have to rewrite your own horoscope… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A child is born on that day, and at that hour when the celestial rays are in mathematical harmony with his individual… — Sri Yukteswar Giri Copy Share Image