You don't understand I don' need you honey, I beat my dick like it owe me money. — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
Life is like a dick you never know when it's going to get hard, lmao that's karma for you!!! — Rodney Stark Copy Share Image
“It's time you acted like the man that dick you were born with proves you to be.” — Diana DeRicci Copy Share Image
Lucy: Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time I'm taking that thing away. — No Strings Attached (Movie Copy Share Image
“P...U...D...D...I...N...G" "Pudding," said Roger. "They've kept some for us." "She hasn't finished the word," said Dick. Titty was reading steadily on. "H...E...A...D...S...End… — Arthur Ransome Copy Share Image
At what point in life does a Richard decide to be called Dick? It bewilders me. I've never met a kid named… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
“You’re a dick,” Isobel huffed. “I’m the dick who carries you to bed every night.” “You’re all right, as far as dicks… — Jane Washington Copy Share Image
With his passing, Dick Clark deserves to take his place at the top in the pantheon of popular culture icons. — John Oates Copy Share Image
“Just because he's a dick, doesn't mean you have to be.' 'But he's giving me so much material to work with.” — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
“I haven’t used my dick in so long I wouldn’t know where to find it. I sent it out for a pack… — Daryl Gregory Copy Share Image
“No, no, no. I'm gonna rip his dick off and shove it up his nose and parade him though the streets naked… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“As for the dick, sorry, nothing to write home about. It’s perfectly average, but looks great since it’s attached to an undersized… — nick pageant Copy Share Image
“I sigh and flop down on my bed. "Okay." He starts pacing the room. "Rewind and tell me what happened from the… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian." He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“And soon we were just rolling around on the ground, cursing and screeching and ripping out handfuls of hair. Without super hearing,… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Charming. Really. But you can give up all your attempts to get into my undies now because it’s not going to happen.… — Jessie Lane Copy Share Image
“Dear Dick, I'm not sure I still want to fuck you. At least, not in the same way. Sylvère keeps talking about… — Chris Kraus Copy Share Image
“I'd developed an inability to demonstrate much negative emotion at all. It was another thing that made me seem like a dick… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
People would congratulate Dick for my movies. It bothered me for a long, long time. — Lauren Shuler Donner Copy Share Image
You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jack be nimble , jack be quick .Dramatic pause, girl I know you want this dick . — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
“Bless me, yes. There he is. He was very much attached to me, was Dick. Poor Dick! Dear, dear!” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image