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Eating lunch Quote by Jay McLean

“I sigh and flop down on my bed. "Okay." He starts pacing the room. "Rewind and tell me what happened from the beginning." "Okay." I blow out a breath and try to calm down. "So she touched my dick." "Where?" "MY DICK! Are you not listening?" "Settle down, asshole. Where were you when she…” quote by Jay McLean
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““I sigh and flop down on my bed. "Okay." He starts pacing the room. "Rewind and tell me what happened from the beginning." "Okay." I blow out a breath and try to calm down. "So she touched my dick." "Where?" "MY DICK! Are you not listening?" "Settle down, asshole. Where were you when she touched..." His face contorts to a grimace. "You know... your..." "My dick? At school." "HOLY SHIT ! What the hell are they letting happen in schools these days?" "What?" I yell, frustrated. "No! It's not like she pulled my pants down in the cafeteria while we were all eating lunch and decided to tug me.””

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