““She pinched his ear again. ‘Ow!’ ‘Wake up, you idiot!’ Then she seemed to notice the very evident tent in his pajama pants. ‘And get that situation under control.’ ‘Want to help me out with it?’ He slapped a hand over her mouth before she could curse at him. ‘Sorry. Sleeping. No filter.’ She bit his finger. ‘Ow! Stop hitting and biting me. Unless… you’re into that. I mean, it’s not usually my thing, but I could—’ ‘You need to stop talking right now, before I kick you in the nuts and never speak to you again.’ He raised two hands to rub his face. ‘Man, you’re mean when I just wake up.””
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