“You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
If dick is the only thing he's offering you, then you know where you stand… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
“Is it little? Does he have a needle-nose plier dick? Oh god, this is gold… please tell me Andrew’s packing a pinky… — J.M. Darhower Copy Share Image
“If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich...not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.” — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“I need another dick in this house and soon before the whole fuckin' place is painted pink and I slip on a… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
I'll have to have a room of my own. Nobody could sleep with Dick. He wakes up during the night, switches on… — Pat Nixon Copy Share Image
“Of course, she doesn't make my dick hard ever time I look at her, so I guess it's a good thing she… — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
“He must have a magical dick because there’s no way I’d keep dating someone who cheated on me every week.” — Skyla Madi Copy Share Image
“Hey, I have a suggestion, why not put a condom over your head – if you’re going to act like a complete… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. In case you Want me to put some words in your mouth. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You sick fuck. Tear my pants off, prick. See what I got. I'll knock your fucking teeth out with my swinging dick!… — Robert Kirkman Copy Share Image
“Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Would you kick her ass already?" Dick said, shoving me back toward Missy. "Come on, Stretch, man up. You do better than… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“A depressed Mormon kid kills himself after having gay sex?" Chris sighs. "Jensen, I hate to break your bubble of self-importance but… — Felisblanco Copy Share Image
“I’ll call him for you.” “I’m not about to suck your dick so you’ll make a call for me.” “And I’m not… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“Meat and two veg is your knob," I tell him. He frowns again, looking confused. "Knob?" "Dick," I say, "penis, cock, nob,… — Beckie Stevenson Copy Share Image
“I hope your dick gets whore poisoning and shrivels to its death! And then I hope all the girls see it and… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Shit. I was stuck. I suspected Dick would skip the hassle of having to ferry me back and forth to talk to… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
