Funny Quote by Vladimir Nabokov Download Open image ““Leave your incidental Dick.”” — Vladimir Nabokov ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Innuendo Lolita Wordplay
“I want you to leave your incidental Dick, and this awful hole, and come to live with me, and die with me, and everything… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“Of course, in my mind, violence would have been better, but since that wasn’t an option, I decided to play along. “It’s okay, handsome.… — Jeanne McDonald Copy Share Image
“All business, buddy. Sorry. I am not losing this job because your dick-compass is pointing my way.” He peeked down at his lap. “Shut… — G.A. Hauser Copy Share Image
“Hey, dick head," he yelled with hands on his hips. "Don't even think of coming back here and telling me you shook anything more… — Ann Lister Copy Share Image
“...under no circumstances would he [Humbert Humbert] have interfered with the innocence of a child, if there was the least risk of a row.” — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
The cradle rocks above an abyss, and common sense tells us that our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“Ami azt illeti, Vannak kezdtek nagyon tetszeni a fák is, a csodák is meg az Adák is.” — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
We live not only in a world of thoughts, but also in a world of things. Words without experience are meaningless. — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“It isn’t possible. I cannot imagine it. Come on over here, you foolish little doe, and tell me on what day I shall die.” — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“Precautions to be taken in the case Of freak reincarnation: what to do On suddenly discovering that you Are now a young and vulnerable… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image