“Bodies and mind register, but the dick still does the thinking. Men.” — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
Imma pickie one I like my dick rock hard not the stickie one that taste like slob — Lil Kim Copy Share Image
“You remind me of myself.” “Thank you, sir.” “I was a dick at that age too . . .” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“What can I say?" He motions to the distressed sedan. "I drive this piece of shit to compensate for my huge dick.” — Vaughn R. Demont Copy Share Image
“You need to stop questioning me. I’m the one with the dick, and the sooner you realize that, the easier this will… — Sarah Brianne Copy Share Image
If she don't suck dick, I don't give her that dick. Got the world in my hands, I'mma dribble that bitch. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
One! two! We're coming for you. Three! four! Lock your door. Five! six! Suck on my dick. Brokencyde will never die! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Your ideas suck" "So does my mouth. Why don't you get your dick over here and I'll demonstrate.” — Jet Mykles Copy Share Image
“I get that--but why replace him with this guy? I mean, Dick Clark did American Bandstand. All this guy's done is deny… — Keith R.A. DeCandido Copy Share Image
I don't know how the 'Richie' started. My name is Richard, and they called me Dick in the minor leagues. — Richie Allen Copy Share Image
I am going to buy you a condom coz if u r going to act like a dick you should be dressed… — Vedica Copy Share Image
“You should put it on your business cards - Tom Paretski, the pocket-sized plumber. No job too small. " "Again with the… — JL Merrow Copy Share Image
“...I got the word. It's get out of town, and it wasn't even from Mel Torme. "If Natalie were here, she'd say… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“Well, what's she hooked on?" "I'm not hooked on drugs, Erma." "Dick," Anakin says, surprising both of us. Erma cackles like that's… — Rory Miles Copy Share Image
“All business, buddy. Sorry. I am not losing this job because your dick-compass is pointing my way.” He peeked down at his… — G.A. Hauser Copy Share Image
“there, “You already think I’m a dick.” I felt my heart beat faster and I whispered, “Joe –” Joe cut me off.… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Yeah, but I don’t think you’d like where it’s located.” His eyes landed on mine. “You know, with your aversion to all… — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
“Annnd, because I’m a mean dick, I poked her with my figures. What? Don’t give me that face, she’s used to my… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
I just thought Hugh Grant was a dick, that's all. And I still do. You know, and that could be something that… — Robert Downey Jr Copy Share Image
