“There is absolutely no reason to be a dick, just because you have one.” — Jonna Ivin Copy Share Image
“I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on sale today.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When you work on a Dick Wolf show, it's as if you've joined a second family. — Nick Gehlfuss Copy Share Image
You see it's leaders and there's followers...But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
“You should take note that simply because a girl makes your dick hard, that doesn't mean you have to go shove it… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“I’m not about to suck your dick so you’ll make a call for me.” “And I’m not making the call so you’ll… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“Fuck, Dad, I promise if I liked dick, you’d be the first to hear all about it. In unnecessary detail, just to… — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
I so wanted to show this pic to moody ,i used to tell me he has a baby dick,but I guess he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Do you need some birthday dick? I once got dick for my birthday—my first birthday, in fact. That’s how they knew I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dick Elpinoy and I didn't get along. He was too hoity-toity for my tastes; I didn't follow rules well enough for his.… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“If rise of sun from east and fall in the west is the indicator of God’s existence; my standing dick every morning… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
“As an artist she finds Dick's work hopelessly naive, yet she is a lover of certain kinds of bad art, art which… — Chris Kraus Copy Share Image
“Fan-fucking-tastic. Not only were Jo and Trixie in danger from this master vampire, but Trixie's beleif in my prickishness was fading fast.… — Jocelynn Drake Copy Share Image
“I look down. Ryodan’s dick is as big as mine. “Why the bloody hell don’t you wear underwear?” To an Unseelie prince,… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
A small dick's like a disability, man! Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? Where are you, you… — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
“I [Christopher Hitchens] moved into Mart's sock—where you lived was your 'sock.' Your rug was your 'hair.' Your knee was still your… — Craig Brown Copy Share Image
“A sretni Dick sigurno nije jedan od tih sposobnih ljudi; morao bi biti manje netaknut, pa čak i pomalo i nagrižen. Ako… — Francis Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
In about 14 and 3/4 minutes your body will go into autopilot…After that you are free to do the stupid shit...Like looking… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
“Julianne, your beautiful face is only outmatched by what's inside you." What the fuck? No one, no man anyway, has ever said… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
![“I [Christopher Hitchens] moved into Mart's sock—where you lived was your 'sock.' Your rug was your 'hair.' Your knee was still your knee: we couldn't think of another word for it. We called our penises our 'willie winkies' and our shared lavatory 'the bog.' There were a lot of brilliantly…” quote by Craig Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/09c/craig-brown-10015_christopher-hitchens_i-christopher-hitchens-moved-into-mart-s_2984781.jpg)
