Birthday Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on sale today.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You can’t be a person without a birthday, they seemed to say.”

— Tara Westover

“Birthdays should come every day. Especially when you missed so many as a kid.”

— Kate Angell

“Nobody should get nothing on their birthday. Birthdays should be special.”

— Cassandra Clare

“to be honest, a birthday is just another day. all that is happening is you getting older.”

— Aiiden+⊹

“Birthdays are just personalized New Years.”

— Josh Henderson

“It's time you acted like the man that dick you were born with proves you to be.”

— Diana DeRicci

“If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have remembered my last four birthdays.”

— Chad Eastham

“Birthday's put years on you.”

— PD Watts

“Birthdays put years on you!!”

— PD Watts

“They assessed my age and assigned me a birthday.”

— Davan Yahya Khalil

“How many birthdays can you fit in your lifetime? If you answered "All of them," you should have your genitals ripped out from underneath…

— Jarod Kintz