Hahah my first birthday damn I wish I remmebeed what that cake tasted like — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when Justin Bieber's entire childhood was recorded and I can't even find a video of my first birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
Oh, give me back the good old days of fifty years ago,“ has been the cry ever since Adam's fifty-first birthday. — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
The best advice I was ever given was on my twenty-first birthday when my father said, Son, here's a million dollars. Don't… — Larry Niven Copy Share Image
I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
“Do you need some birthday dick? I once got dick for my birthday—my first birthday, in fact. That’s how they knew I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Suddenly this camera, this thing, allowed me to move around the world in a certain kind of way, with a certain kind… — Carrie Mae Weems Copy Share Image
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he… — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
We placed the wreaths upon the splendid granite sarcophagus, and at its feet, and felt that only the earthly robe we loved… — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
“Aimee saw more of the world before her first birthday than most people do in a lifetime. I just wish I’d been… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“I wrote to my son. ‘Be a pessimist,’ I advised Joseph on his first birthday on 21 November. ‘It is the safest,… — Pete Townshend Copy Share Image
“Death was a constant fact of life. The reaper struck with fire and drowning; typhus, malaria, yellow fever, and a host of… — Barbara Weisberg Copy Share Image
“Martha spoke again. “In case you’ve forgotten, here are the rules, Beast, laid out by all the sisters: You must love her… — Serena Valentino Copy Share Image
“The incident made her remember the story she had heard about the girl who was raised in a room with no horizontal… — Kevin Brockmeier Copy Share Image
“It is true that almost everyone in the foothills farmed and hunted, so there were no breadlines, no men holding signs that… — Rick Bragg Copy Share Image
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on time for my first birthday.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I thought I was long done with the Firsts. First Easter since his death, First Birthday, First Trip to IHOP, First Phillies… — Jeri Smith-Ready Copy Share Image
“This was a troublesome supplication, because at the dawn of July, Ukraine was to celebrate the first birthday of its ultramodern constitution,… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“During the months after a child’s first birthday, I recommend doing time-outs several times a week. That helps your tot learn your… — Harvey Karp Copy Share Image
