Birthday Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have remembered my last four birthdays.”

— Chad Eastham

“What I need is for your mother to have thought a little harder nine months before your birthday.”

— Maggie Stiefvater

“It was my twenty-fourth birthday, and I knew that the best part of my life was already behind me.”

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

“On March 5th, I'm having my birthday celebration. The party starts at midnight, and ends at 12:01 AM. Don't be late!”

— Jarod Kintz

“That's what birthdays were. Days when you found out where you stood. Who was on your side and who wasn't. Nothing to do with…

— Rupert Thomson

“You can’t be a person without a birthday, they seemed to say.”

— Tara Westover

“I haven’t had a birthday party in a while, probably because I’m not really into celebrating myself. Especially not for an achievement (the creation…

— Jarod Kintz

“to be honest, a birthday is just another day. all that is happening is you getting older.”

— Aiiden+⊹

“I talked to a mother of nine last night, and I thought, “Nine is nine years too young to be a mother.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Don’t invite me to my birthday party until the day after it’s happened.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Shouldn't be having a birthday party two weeks after your birthday ... Okay, three days, no more than that though, it's not your birthday…

— Larry David

“I must admit, I was born at an early age. ”

— Groucho Marx