If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If… — Jimmy John Liautaud Copy Share Image
“I'm going to lay it out straight for you here, Carson. And the reason that I'm going to do that is because… — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
I believe that at least 70 percent of parenting goes to the mother. In our house, I'm the one who knows about… — Cindy Crawford Copy Share Image
I've never hosted a party in my life, not even my own birthday party. I'd feel really uncomfortable saying, 'Hey everybody, let's… — Alessia Cara Copy Share Image
“This was about as much fun as a surprise birthday party, which Hunter ranked alongside boats that sank.’ (Hunter)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The first time I met Prince he invented me to his birthday party in Minneapolis. It was a costume party and I… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
“What’s the most frightening thing to a child? The pain of being the outsider, of looking ridiculous to others, of being teased… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like… — Joe DiMaggio Copy Share Image
No matter what, I'm never going to get an anthology from an actual publisher, though I could always score another music anthology.… — Richard Meltzer Copy Share Image
“On my seventh birthday party: No, you can't have a bouncy house at your birthday party...What do you mean, why? Have you… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
I suffered a lot when there was, like, a birthday party and I was not invited. Not because I was ugly or… — Riccardo Tisci Copy Share Image
Food is one of life's really great pleasures. My 20th birthday party was all about booze, my 30th birthday was about drugs,… — Alex James Copy Share Image
“I, Alex Cross do solemnly promise-to all those present at this birthday party- to do my best to balance my life at… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“If not for 02 October being the national holiday, would any notice Gandhi’s birthday coming and going; I bet none remembers in… — B.S. Murthy Copy Share Image
Today was my 14th birthday party. And I just could it smile at all today.But no one ask me I'm ok or… — Tabby Copy Share Image
“It was Don Paolo's birthday and all the people of the village were gathered in the piazza to celebrate him. The band… — Marlena De Blasi Copy Share Image
“Abby touched her palm to my cheek. "You know what, Mr. Maddox?" "What, baby?" Her expression turned serious. "In another life, I… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“And that’s how I got to go to a birthday party while very heavily sedated.” — Allie Brosh Copy Share Image
“Found naked with a few of his grandfather’s kitchen maids? His father’s claw right to the back of the head. Suggest that… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Had Aimee changed her mind just to ruin Julie's moment of happiness? No she told herself. Aimee is only six. She can't… — Vivian LeMay Copy Share Image
“continues: For Kit, the Depression has brought big changes: a houseful of boarders, tons of chores, and no birthday party. But when… — Valerie Tripp Copy Share Image
Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood. — Wayne Gerard Trotman Copy Share Image
The first time I ever heard Airborne Toxic Event, my friend was turning 11 or something. And he had a paintball birthday… — Finneas Copy Share Image
The problem now is (that) the foods of poor quality are the ones coming in from home from teachers and staff, used… — Robert E. Murray Copy Share Image
That might work," I said. "I'm good at faking it." This led to a couple moments of uncomfortable silence from both of… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
