Birthday Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Don’t invite me to my birthday party until the day after it’s happened.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on time for my first birthday.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I have an inconsequential errand to run tomorrow so I’ll get up at 5, be there at 5:30, and wait for them to open…

— Jarod Kintz

“Shouldn't be having a birthday party two weeks after your birthday ... Okay, three days, no more than that though, it's not your birthday…

— Larry David

“What is birthday, but a celebration of death.”

— Aphole

“If you don't read my book, I'm not coming to your birthday party.”

— Tim Yeager

“My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s five o’clock somewhere.” JULY 5th 4:48 a.m. I”

— Roger Stelljes

“Go have a birthday. Before you blink and its all over.”

— Abby Slovin

“Am I dying, or is this my birthday?”

— Nancy Astor

“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someone would take all of mine and hide them on the…

— Jarod Kintz