Awkward Quote by L.J. Shen

“I’m the one with the dick and you’re the one that wants it,’ he gently said. ‘It’s not complicated.”

— C.C. Gibbs

“He’s my brother. You don’t turn away from someone like him just because he likes dick instead of the good stuff.” I chuckle. “You…

— T.J. Klune

“Hi, I'm Dick," I said. "Yeah, I've heard that about you.”

— Mindi Scott

“Yeah, but I don’t think you’d like where it’s located.” His eyes landed on mine. “You know, with your aversion to all things dick.”…

— Sloane Kennedy

“You sure are quick to strip, boy,” Dad said, clearly disapproving. “Lemme get this straight.”

— Shannon Delany

“And there was no way I could talk about it with Dad. Our version of "the talk" had been him clearing his throat awkwardly…

— Kody Keplinger

“Thanks, Dad, for leaving a huge void in my life that Freud says has to be filled with dick.”

— Leah Raeder

“Just so we're clear, I dont' secretly want to have sex with either of my parents. Me either. I worked through that in college…

— Alex Adams

“Your first time wondering if dick might taste just as sweet as pussy.” I”

— Sloane Kennedy

“You think way too much of your dick." "So do you," he replied with a smile. And God damn it. I wished I hadn't…

— Karina Halle

“Shh." I squeeze his hand. His palm feels clammy. "We have to try to keep it down, okay? We don't want my dad coming…

— A.G. Howard

“You should take note that simply because a girl makes your dick hard, that doesn't mean you have to go shove it inside her.”

— Colleen Hoover