Quote by Christopher Moore Download Open image ““You put your dick in my lunch?”” — Christopher Moore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“No lunch dates, no date to the ball, no penis for you. And you don’t want miss out on my penis. It’s a good… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“But I'm hungry. I bypass the line and smile to myself when the peeps behind me mumble complaints. Telling their families and friends about… — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“Shit. I was stuck. I suspected Dick would skip the hassle of having to ferry me back and forth to talk to someone and… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“He spun my stool around to face him and took my face in his hands. “What do you say we go back to the… — Vi Keeland Copy Share Image
“We finished off a small pie and when we got home I washed the tomato sauce out of her hair, which I had expected,… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
“You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“The lunchmeat fell on the floor, and I didn’t know what to do, so I wiped it off on the bottom of my shoe… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
