Life Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely out of iceberg lettuce, with water on top instead…

— Jarod Kintz

“I made an egg salad sandwich and took a bite of it over the open silverware drawer. A piece of egg salad fell in…

— Nicholson Baker

“The waitress scuttles away, and I make a shooing motion at the old couple who’re still glaring. “Don’t you have something to better to…

— Sara Wolf

“After the waitress left, I rounded on him. “what, can’t I eat food?” “you could. Probably five or six whole bites before you had…

— Kalayna Price

“me. His clothes were worse than mine, his lunch nonexistent. I never saw him eat. One”

— Tahereh Mafi

“I picked it up, stared at it, and thought: Why am I the one bending and lifting while he sits downstairs complaining about his…

— Belinda Kelderhouse

“My hands fell asleep, so I washed them with hot coffee. Then I had donuts for breakfast, by way of spinning circles in my…

— Jarod Kintz

“Nothing good ever happens at lunch. The cafeteria is a giant sound stage where they film daily segments of Teenage Humiliation Rituals. And it…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“We finished off a small pie and when we got home I washed the tomato sauce out of her hair, which I had expected,…

— Amy Bloom

“why do you have to fix the salad? who broke it? i didn't touch it. did you break the salad, mom? if you did,…

— David Levithan

“I remember the call came through on my cell phone just as the Wendy’s near my house was mounting a thirty-foot inflated chocolate frosty…

— Jennifer Coburn

“I was usually hungry enough to eat what I was given without comment, but if the Earl served boiled tongue or calves' foot jelly,…

— Alyxandra Harvey