Humour Quote by Sara Wolf

“After the waitress left, I rounded on him. “what, can’t I eat food?” “you could. Probably five or six whole bites before you had…

— Kalayna Price

“If life deals you prunes, make pastries! They are surprisingly delicious, but most won't even take the time to learn this.”

— Miriam L. Jacobs

“Two beds down, a woman was with her husband who had just come out of surgery. All she talked about for half an hour…

— Hendrik Groen

“I got manicure and pedicure supplies, fat ass snacks that are so decadent they’ll wipe out any depressing thought you’ve ever had.” She winked…

— Sherri Desbois

“He was nice. But the waitress spilled a drink in my lap during dinner, and then I noticed he had a piece of spinach…

— Maisey Yates

“There were many days when [I] did not know where my next meal was coming from. But I was never afraid to work, I…

— Nikola Tesla

“The lunchmeat fell on the floor, and I didn’t know what to do, so I wiped it off on the bottom of my shoe…

— Jarod Kintz

“When they cut me open, I want them to say, “Damn! This woman ate well.”

— Haylyn Quill

“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining room table. Especially since she tasted so…

— Jarod Kintz

“If a leg goes bad, you cut it off.” She made a firm gesture with the flat of her hand, then picked up her…

— Patrick Rothfuss

“Here came the waitress. She had on a mini-skirt, high heels, see-through blouse with padded brassiere. Everything was too small for her: her outfit,…

— Charles Bukowski

“I was walking down the street today,” she said, “and I thought, I am probably dying. And then I thought, should we have cherries…

— Andrew Solomon