Quote by Sara Wolf Download Open image ““I wake up i Satan's butthole.”” — Sara Wolf ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I’ve barely woken up and I’m faced with this spawn of Satan sitting on my bed. ” — Courtney Cole Copy Share Image
“Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says, ‘Oh shit, she's… — Nancy Naigle Copy Share Image
“Live your life in such a way that every single morning when your feet hit the floor Satan shudders and says, “Oh shit, she’s… — Nancy Naigle Copy Share Image
“When you are lying in bed angry with your backs turned towards each other, imagine Satan sleeping in the space between you.” — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
“Start each day in such a way that satan screams, OH NOOOOO...He's getting up!” — Jay Miller Copy Share Image
“When I die, I'm going to slam into help, take off my bra, sit on Satan's lap, and say "Hi, Honey, I'm home.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“That, I realized, is the great beauty of dreams: the devil may inevitably find a way to jerk you off, but you can always… — Jim Carroll Copy Share Image
“when you is precious to God, you is important to Satan. Watch your backside, somethin’ is gettin’ ready to happen” — Denver Moore Copy Share Image
“What about your funeral, eh?” She asks. “You mean the one that is never going to happen ever because I am going to gather… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section titled 'STUDENT… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“People like you - you don't find very often. He'll be back." "And when he comes back, I will behead him." I announce. "You'll… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“you, Mr. Bernard,”. “Last time I checked they don’t pay you to ogle teenage girls. They pay you to teach. So start teaching.” Mr.… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Yvette informs me janitors cannot fly. Vampires, however, can. "Vampires are gross," I determine. "Have you even read Twilight?" "I've read so many things… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Hogwarts didn't even send me a letter and I haven't actually forgiven them for that. Wait until I go to London and find Platform… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Ello, love. Fancy a cuppa?" "You're not British, Isis," Naomi says. "I can be things," I insist.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“It’s okay, buddy!” I shade my eyes and look up at the sky. “Luckily for you, I am both stunningly good-looking and benevolent. I… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“How many shots did you take?” “Fourteen. I let go of the wheel halfway home and Jesus drove me the rest of the way.”… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
