Quote by Jay Miller

“Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says, ‘Oh shit, she's…

— Nancy Naigle

“Live your life in such a way that every single morning when your feet hit the floor Satan shudders and says, “Oh shit, she’s…

— Nancy Naigle

“I’ve barely woken up and I’m faced with this spawn of Satan sitting on my bed. ”

— Courtney Cole

“When I opened my eyes this morning, Satan said, "Damn, he's awake.”

— Gary Revel

“Sometimes to get to God, first you gotta meet the Devil.”

— Tablo

“I wake up i Satan's butthole.”

— Sara Wolf

“When I die, I'm going to slam into help, take off my bra, sit on Satan's lap, and say "Hi, Honey, I'm home.”

— Jill Shalvis

“Most of all, let the Word of God fill you and renew your mind every day. When our minds are on Christ, Satan has…

— Billy Graham

“Every evening I turn my troubles over to God - He's going to be up all night anyway.”

— Donald J. Morgan

“So what have you guys been up to?” “Nothing, worshipping Satan.”

— Daniel Clowes

“People living for Satan create evil in their normal day.”

— Paula Dickerson

“We make deals with the devil every day, metaphorically.”

— Daniel Waters