Here's a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick you should dress like one too (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It it walks with a dick, and thinks with a dick...it's a guy.” — Michelle A. Valentine Copy Share Image
It's sad when a guy has more dick in his personality than in his pants — Candace Prickett Copy Share Image
“You could take the entirety of the common sense of humans and put it in the palm of your hand and still… — Anne Carson Copy Share Image
Time for some action. Dick in yo mouth satisfaction. I pull it out you breathe again like toni braxton. — Sean Price Copy Share Image
Hey girl, what's ya name? Flossin in ya 4 dot with ya chain. Posin in ya half top, tough and braids. Lookin… — The Jacka Copy Share Image
“I spit out to my heart and my mind. when you collect them together, they can not show the resistance of an… — Arzum Uzun Copy Share Image
“All this faux flattery. It's not enough to make me forget he's a dick. Admittedly, though, he's sort of a charismatic dick.” — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
Let a smart girl read my dick-tionary I call that Ms. Webster head. Man I gotta get it when Im gonna get… — Machine Gun Kelly Copy Share Image
“Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Before the dick, I had my shit together. I had goals, dreams, and aspirations. But after the dick, I was lost, turned… — Jessica N. Watkins Copy Share Image
“And when I die all the memories of my own life will go to the grave with me, God willing, and Dick… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
“A guy can’t be friends with a woman he’s actively attracted to. Not really. Because at some point his dick will take… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
Aint that about a bitch this nigga on his own his dick. They say I'm like the human body I produce my… — J Cole Copy Share Image
What What.. Im By Myself.. What What.. Im By Myself.. What Im Gon Do.. What Im Gon Do.. Ima Beat My Dick..… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Being a dick is when you're so self-centered, you think your ideas are pretty much the only worthy ones, and you secretly… — Tracy McMillan Copy Share Image
“Do not cling to the shore, but set sail for exotic lands and places no longer found on maps. Walk on hallowed… — Laurence Galian Copy Share Image
“Besides, this story, my story, is a lot more interesting than some dried up old Russians. Why? This story has dicks, lots… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
![“Being a dick is when you're so self-centered, you think your ideas are pretty much the only worthy ones, and you secretly believe other people are inferior to you. [...] You'd rather believe other people just can't handle how awesome you are. And you're right. All that awesomeness sucks, actually.” quote by Tracy McMillan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/529/tracy-mcmillan-13411_quote_being-a-dick-is-when-you-re-so-self-cent_122456.jpg)
