Oh god Quote by J.M. Darhower

“I didn't really notice that he had a funny nose. And he certainly looked better all dressed up in fancy clothes. He's not nearly…

— Judith Viorst

“Neil waited, but Andrew didn't let go. With so many people watching them Neil couldn't lift his shirt. He did the next best thing…

— Nora Sakavic

“Andrew raised an eyebrow in appreciation. “Damn…what is it with this town?”

— Amy Gregory

“He shifts so that I can see him better, then draws an "x" over his heart. I raise a brow, and he lifts two…

— J. Kenner

“So if I asked you to wear my skirt and juggle my high heels, you would?” I joked. I could only see Andrew's face…

— Laura Kreitzer

“Surprisingly, Robert's bare, lubed, thin cock didn't slide into his lover's hole easily. It stopped an inch in, jammed like Pooh in Rabbit's front…

— Edward Southgate

“You know nothing. You’re nothing but a skank-ass, pencil-dick hemorrhoid. And you smell like anal leakage.” “Say what?”

— Janet Evanovich

“I got these in a fight," Neil said. "Why would Andrew do this to me?" "Uh, you don't know,”

— Nora Sakavic

“No, no, no. I'm gonna rip his dick off and shove it up his nose and parade him though the streets naked and dickless…

— Kristen Ashley

“His cock was beautiful. He had low hanging balls. His dick, which was long like the rest of him, was standing proud. The skin…

— James Cox

“Holy shit, you're so big." He wasn't a conceited ass when it came to his dick, but it wasn't the first time he'd heard…

— Gina L. Maxwell

“Andrew would also drape his arm around my shoulders and then leave it there. Don't get me wrong, there's a thirteen-year-old girl inside of…

— Alicia Thompson