Quote by Kristen Ashley

“A pink razor is like a mouse, where ever it is the pussy will follow.”

— Helen Ellis

“I want you to leave your incidental Dick, and this awful hole, and come to live with me, and die with me, and everything…

— Vladimir Nabokov

“Note to self: Never leave home without glitter.”

— Adrienne Kress

“My pinky finger crept over and nestled against his, for comfort. Like a magnet, his pinky finger latched onto and intertwined with mine. I…

— Rachel Cohn

“It was like the day the stick turned pink, her lady bits put up a giant "Out of Business" sign. Do not enter, closed…

— Tara Sivec

“When I'd first brought it home from the thrift store, I'd planned to keep it in the closet I shared with Summer, But Jordis…

— Jennifer Echols

“what tipped me off was the pink nighty I was wearing and the abundance of flowers decorating my room.”

— Graham Parke

“I need money. I suppose I could sell my penis for profit. Or better yet, rent it out so it gets returned to me…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’ve got my dick buried inches deep in a mewling woman’s cunt when I first become aware of the click of my front door.…

— Katy Evans

“Is it little? Does he have a needle-nose plier dick? Oh god, this is gold… please tell me Andrew’s packing a pinky in his…

— J.M. Darhower

“That rotten bastard had let his dick ruin our family, and I was going to cut it off and stick it in my neighbor’s…

— Jennifer Foor

“The sun flooded Livvie's apartment. I lay in her bed, smothered in throw pillows of various colors and shapes (seriously ladies, what the fuck…

— C.J. Roberts