Your dick gets less action than Quote by HamsterNuts Download Open image “Your dick gets less action than Michael Jackson at a retirement home.” — HamsterNuts ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Your dick gets less action than
Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Michael Jackson is what happens when you keep fixin' it until it's broke! — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
Nobody can ever take Michael Jackson's place, it's only one Michael. — Jackie Jackson Copy Share Image
A life spent shaping a world I want Jackson to inherit, not one I fear Jackson shall inherit, this strikes me as a life… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out of doors is a place where penises dont generally… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“Occasionally, Michael Jackson would titter to himself at an internal joke and raise his shoulders like a five-year-old girl who’d just said the word… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
I don't want to go all Michael Jackson on you, but I never really had a childhood. — Robert Downey Jr Copy Share Image
It's like, I don't think you understand, Michael Jackson's bedroom is two stories and it has, like, three bathrooms and this and that. So,… — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
“Chris Hedges said that Michael Jackson's memorial service was a variety show with a coffin, that MJ transformed himself through surgery and perhaps female… — Chris Hedges Copy Share Image
