Dick Quote by Molly Harper

“I am not a total pervert. Although, to be honest, consider the night we’ve been having. First handcuffs, and now this? Way more kinky…

— Marjorie M. Liu

“So what are we, then?” I asked. “When someone asks who I am, what am I supposed to say?” “You say, ‘Hi, I’m Liv,…

— Nina Lane

“I’m suggesting you put on some give-me-dick lipstick, fuck-me heels and a dress that’s nothing like the prudish shit you wear out in public.…

— Ruby Rowe

“Honestly, he'd said more perverted things to my face. To my boobs. Did he really think he was school-ing me in being sexy right…

— Christina Lauren

“I watched him, my cheek resting on my hands, and as he straightened, he smacked my butt. "Pervert." I murmered. He winked. "You like…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“What’s so beautiful about girls?” I would implore. And the secret society of adults would reply with a smirk and wink as if I…

— Jake Vander Ark

“Epictetus told his students, when they’d quote some great thinker, to picture themselves observing the person having sex. It’s funny, you should try it…

— Ryan Holiday

My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.

— Emo Philips

What's the most retarded thing a guy could do: Have a girl naked in front of him saying

— Anonymous

“Can you guess what I'm wearing?" "Nothing?" "Oh, you're so smart," she pouted snatching her hands away. "How did you know?" "You're very beautiful…

— George R.R. Martin

I'm not a prude. On the set, they called me 'Butt Naked.'

— Cuba Gooding, Jr

“My gramps told me they called Cletus ‘Clitoris’ all through school.” Cameron sputtered with laughter even as her own clitoris tingled at the sound…

— Marie Force