Funny sex Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “What's the most retarded thing a guy could do: Have a girl naked in front of him saying” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny sex
“When a woman is in front of a guy, naked, they're not thinking about whether her ass is big or whether she looks like… — T. Gephart Copy Share Image
“Some people are somewhat immature: when they see your ‘nakedness’, they would shout for everyone to hear! Beware of such people!” — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah Copy Share Image
“I almost saw your boyfriend naked this morning.” I laughed at the look on her face. “I don’t know what to say to that,… — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“Okay there is entirely too much naked maleness in here. Can you guys please put on clothes?” “I hope you say that about every… — Alyssa Rose Ivy Copy Share Image
“I'm not some little boy you can toy with or one that you can tease with your so called needs. In case my brother… — Nicole Edwards Copy Share Image
“You said you'd give me half an hour!' 'And you said you'd satisfy me whenever I wanted it. I want it now.' He removed… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“I’m a naked chick and you’re a creepy dude. Your reaction is pretty standard.” He” — K.F. Breene Copy Share Image
“No chance she'd allow any man to see her naked besides the one who'd gotten her pregnant four times. You broke it, you bought… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
“Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends." "You're a twisted little man." "Come… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Being naked strips away more than your clothes, it reveals unknown facets of your true nature. I had thought of myself as a career… — Chloe Thurlow Copy Share Image
“I'm just as horrified with myself, with being caught. This is extremely personal. People may know I do it, but nobody has ever witnessed… — Cheryl McIntyre Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal picking apples off a tree or standing… — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
I see a big ass recession coming soon... You may preserve your job for few more years but don´t panic, there will always be… — JG Copy Share Image
Police are looking for a suspected dicribed as FUNNY SEXY AND GREAT IN BED your UGLY ASS is safe but ware sould I hide — Unknow Copy Share Image
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure. — Thomas Szasz Copy Share Image
It's funny how if an 18 year old guy sleeps with a 15 year old girl, it is rape. But if a 15 year… — M Vigil Copy Share Image
The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? — Richard Fleischer Copy Share Image
Fame is sexy. And women are meant to find men who are funny sexy. But not me. Absolutely not me. Clearly I just missed… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
