I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal picking apples off a tree… — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
I see a big ass recession coming soon... You may preserve your job for few more years but don´t panic, there will… — JG Copy Share Image
Police are looking for a suspected dicribed as FUNNY SEXY AND GREAT IN BED your UGLY ASS is safe but ware sould… — Unknow Copy Share Image
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex,… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure. — Thomas Szasz Copy Share Image
It's funny how if an 18 year old guy sleeps with a 15 year old girl, it is rape. But if a… — M Vigil Copy Share Image
The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? — Richard Fleischer Copy Share Image
Fame is sexy. And women are meant to find men who are funny sexy. But not me. Absolutely not me. Clearly I… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me ... that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it… — Butch Hancock Copy Share Image
Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex… — Stellan Skarsgard Copy Share Image
Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“Real sex is as much about reciprocity as it is exploration and if you need a reason to resent a man later… — Roberto Hogue Copy Share Image
After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex. Of course, for some people it isn't work because they need the… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
