Funny Quote by Unknow

Police, looking for a, sexy girl who's good in bed ur ugly ass is safe where do I hide??

— Shana Marbina

One of the things cops learn first is that everyone lies. Some people to hide things, some people just for the hell of it,…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

Please Mr. Officer, leggo me hand. You don't know me and you don't understan. You see me flashin' a criss rental. So you take…

— Gregory Isaacs

I don't want to hide. If I get arrested, I get arrested.

— Edward Snowden

The ones who look the most suspicious are likely innocent. It's the ones who look innocent I need to beware.

— Anonymous

When we need a policeman, God bless 'em, they're there. But, if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, everything seems suspicious.

— Fred Willard

“Though we sometimes suspect that people are hiding things from us, it is not until we are in love that we feel an urgency…

— Alain de Botton

Maybe I'm stupid, I don't know. I went to the police and said, 'Why do you want me?' They said, 'Please don't worry, it…

— Mohamedou Ould Slahi

You dont have to be a detective, just to detect it. any man lie to your face how you respect it.

— Young Jeezy

The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt

— Darynda Jones

I think attractive cops should make it clear they are not strippers sent by your buddies before they tase me.

— Danny Zuker

“My message to the police is this: I am watching you!”

— Steven Magee