Quote by Jarod Kintz

“It’s not that I don’t have the drive to succeed, but rather I don’t have the gas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Have you ever been too busy driving to take time to get gas?”

— Stephen R. Covey

“I'm even going to electrolyze my urine. That'll make for a pleasant smell in the trailer. If I survive this, I'll tell people I…

— Andy Weir

“I wired my gas pedal to my stereo, so now when I crank up the volume the car accelerates.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Will you hold on to my penis while I drive?” “If it’s absolutely necessary, yes.”

— Stephanie McAfee

“Please, don’t be good. Please,” I begged. Rush let out a rugged breath, “Shit, baby. Stop it. I’m going to explode. I’ll give you…

— Abbi Glines

“I need your help. Hold this water balloon while I pee in it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Do not siphon gas with your mouth.”

— Tim Hawkins

“Not another word, not another thought, not another sniffle. If you need to pass gas, I pray you'll clench your backside and keep walking…

— S.C. Barrus

“Don't ask for directions if you're not going to start the car.”

— Rob Liano

“Did I just see you litter?' 'I'm driving a hybrid. It cancels out.”

— Michelle Hodkin

“It had seemed like such a good, such a romantic idea, to drive and not stop for gas.”

— Alex Flinn