Christmas Quote by Kinley MacGregor Download Open image ““Well, if ifs and nuts were candy and nuts, then we’d all have a Merry Christmas. (Serenity)”” — Kinley MacGregor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas
“If ifs and buts were candies and nuts we’d all have a very Merry Christmas,” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we’d all have a merry fucking Christmas.” — Annie Jocoby Copy Share Image
If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas? — Don Meredith Copy Share Image
“Would that the spirit of Christmas could live within our hearts every day of the year.” — Sarah Ban Breathnach Copy Share Image
“If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Maybe I need to immerse the fabric of my soul in torrential nature of Christmas, and in doing so to finally understand that it… — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
“When did wishing someone a Merry Christmas become politically incorrect?” — Suzanne Woods Fisher Copy Share Image
“Christmas is a time of sharing, and joy and grace. There's no better time to entertain family and friends than now.” — Shelley Shepard Gray Copy Share Image
“Let's see, what've we got for the little girl to eat? Nothing, I hoped, but he brought a tin of Christmas candies, which seemed… — Munro Alice Copy Share Image
“Have you always been so large? (Nora) Aye. I came from my mother’s womb at full height. The shock of it almost killed her.… — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share Image
“They travel through the night on the wings of heavenly stallions bringing hope and new faith to those left behind. Even though they are… — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share Image
“I want you to notice that right now, this instant, we are having a conversation. It’s really not hard, now, is it? Think you… — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share Image
“She is beautiful, isn’t she? (Lochlan) Like the first day of spring after a long, harsh winter. (Sin)” — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share Image
“Where’s the bull? (Callie) Tied to a tree, eating my boot. I’m just glad my leg is no longer in it. (Sin) Lad, how… — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share Image
“Hello. (Serenity) I’ve killed over a hundred men. Half of them I kill for simply saying hello. (Ushakii)” — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share Image
“You should have been a jester instead of a knight. (Sin) True, but jesters don’t get to carry a sword. Personally, I like my sword. You know, the whole knight images really makes the ladies lust for me. Not that any have lusted for me recently, since I have only been in the company of married women, but one is… — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share
“Varian rubbed the back of his head where his lump was growing significantly. “Not that I particularly want to defend Merrick, but those little… — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share Image
“Refinement. A man who is decorous and mannerly. One who is– (Nora) Boring. (Cat) How so? (Nora) Have you ever been around such men?… — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share Image
“I never thought I’d see the day you retreated from anything, least of all a mere slip of a woman. (Simon) And never did… — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share Image
“Come now, my lord. Can we not have a bit of fun with him? (Knight) My idea of amusement is disemboweling those who contradict… — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share Image
“What did they do to you, to make you withdraw so far into yourself? (Sin doesn’t answer.) You’ve left me again, haven’t you? I can always tell. Your eyes turn dull, cold. Very well, I shall leave you in peace. But know this: One day I am going to find the heart you have buried away from the world. (Callie)… — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out their pro-Christmas crusade. — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was a wicked pervert who would cut off my peepee with a pair of scissors...if I didn't stop chattering about him, he would be certain to put me on his list and look me up. Christmas was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share
Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato. — CMAT Copy Share Image
Since I was 15, I have not spent a Christmas or a New Year with my family. — Toby Alderweireld Copy Share Image
Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled! — Charles Wesley Copy Share Image