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Funny kid Quote by Stephen King

“You’re a goddam funny kid, Clivey,” he said. “I got sixteen grandchildren, and there’s only two of em that I think is gonna amount to duckshit, and you ain’t one of em—although you’re on the runner-up list—but you’re the only one that can make me laugh until my balls ache.” quote by Stephen King
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““You’re a goddam funny kid, Clivey,” he said. “I got sixteen grandchildren, and there’s only two of em that I think is gonna amount to duckshit, and you ain’t one of em—although you’re on the runner-up list—but you’re the only one that can make me laugh until my balls ache.””

Stephen King

About This Quote

Source Novel: The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower, Stephen King, 2005

A gruff, humorous confession of a grandfather’s low expectations yet affection for a mischievous grandson.

In simple terms: Grandfather jokes about his grandchildren, highlighting one who makes him laugh.

Key Takeaway

Value humor that strengthens family bonds.

Themes

family humor generational expectations

Mood

playful affectionate

Type

relational comic

When to use this quote

  • family gatherings
  • parent‑child conversations
  • storytelling sessions

Key Concepts

affection comic relief interpersonal dynamics

Questions to Reflect On

  • What role does humor play in your family?
  • How do expectations shape relationships?
A Different Perspective

Humor may mask deeper concerns about legacy.

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