Funny Quote by Stephen King Download Open image ““PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY TURKEY!”” — Stephen King ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor
“bubble-headed little twit without the sense of a mentally deficient turkey.” — Brock Deskins Copy Share Image
“This is Village Of The Damned type stuff but with killer turkeys instead of freaky blonde kids. Oh my gosh! It's a killer turkey… — Louise Nicks Copy Share Image
“As a matter of fact, life starts to feel mighty long when all you eat is turkey bacon and egg whites and a side… — George Takei Copy Share Image
“It has thrown off its disguise as a meal and has revealed itself to me for what it is, a large dead bird. I'm… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“When birds eat from your hand, they are letting the whole world know that they trust you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Yeah, but you got claws and shit. I've got nothin' other than my cock. What am I gonna do, turkey slap any eternal to… — Mark Alders Copy Share Image
“Maybe then they’d leave me the fuck alone in the corner with my turkey and my mashed potatoes and my phone.” — Francesca Zappia Copy Share Image
“My business associate said, “OK, Jarod, let’s talk turkey.” And I said, “If you want to talk turkey, you’ll have to wait until Thanksgiving.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I felt like a chicken crammed into the same oven as the Christmas turkey.” — Hiroshi Sakurazaka Copy Share Image
Shall there be truth between us, as two men? Not as friends, but as enemies and equals? — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The worst advice? 'Don't listen to the critics.' I think that you really ought to listen to the critics, because sometimes they're telling you… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“October 3, 2017 The clown, Hagarty said, looked like a cross between Ronald McDonald and that old TV clown, Bozo—or so he thought at… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Eddie saw great things and near misses. Albert Einstein as a child, not quite struck by a run-away milk-wagon as he crossed a street.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
It hurt, of course, but more often than not the best things do, I've found. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The idea that creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time... Creative people probably do… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The sun had burned through and the day had gone from dull to dazzling, yet in the west blask-satin thunderheads continued to stack up.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“God, you had enough time to have been through it three times. You've been through my stuff. I bet you over and let one… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Flakes of snow swirled and danced across the porch. The Overlook faced it as it had for nearly three-quarters of a century, its darkened… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“In that instant it all seemed to come clear to him- it came in a grisly flash of light, and he realized that the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Who gets to be best-liked in any community? Who is the most trusted? Why, the man who does the dirty job, of course, and… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“¿Lo ves, tonto? Volvió a regañarse. Tú lo inventaste todo, gato asustado. No fue más que tu imaginación, gato asustado, gato asustado... No te… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
