Humor Quote by Stephen King

Disney's something to be a little alarmed about. It's not just a little theme park anymore. It's now an ethic and outlook and strategy…

— Carl Hiaasen

“What's wrong with Disneyland? It brings joy to millions and tutors children about the corporate, overbranded world they've been born into.”

— Colson Whitehead

Disney's clearly in the business of doing giant tent pole movies based on properties that they own. And that's what they should be doing…

— Joseph Kosinski

When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, 'But why do you want to build an amusement park? They're so dirty.' I…

— Walt Disney

“The next forty-five minutes in that office was about as much fun as a day at Disney World—when it’s pouring rain. And all there…

— James Patterson

“Imagination...is not a Disney theme park, but is a incredible force that when unleashed...can help greatly better humanity.”

— Timothy Pina

“Disney archivist Dave Smith said, "Disneyland's true appeal, we admit now, is to adults. Children don't need it. Their imaginations are enough. For them,…

— Sam Gennawey

You can't have a bad time at Disney World. It's not allowed. They have hidden electronic surveillance cameras everywhere, and if they catch you…

— Dave Barry

“Whatever form it might take, enjoy the magic! Remember, Disneyland is all about you.”

— Leslie Le Mon

“On some level, with its carrousels and castle and cowboys, its mysterious jungle and its animated characters, Disneyland is a highly idealized elaboration of…

— Leslie Le Mon

“It looked like Walt Disney had married a pimp and they couldn’t agree on how to decorate their bedroom.”

— Charlotte Abel

At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying…

— P. J. O'Rourke