Humor Quote by Stephen King

“You look like shit,” Horse said helpfully as he pulled up a lawn chair next to me. He sounded almost cheerful, which annoyed me.…

— Joanna Wylde

“He caught her staring and waggled his eyebrows. Heat flooded her cheeks, and she worked to recover. “The minivan suits you. I think you…

— Cindi Madsen

Thank you," I say, pounding his back probably too hard. "That was the best damned passenger-seat driving I've ever seen in my life." He…

— John Green

“What are you doing here?” I ask, stepping out of the car. “Waiting for you.” He closes the car door behind me. “I called…

— Laurie Faria Stolarz

“Gram?” I asked. “You okay?” “Damn men,” she said. “I fell in the toilet.” I busted out laughing. Tears of laughter coursed down my…

— Micalea Smeltzer

“Before I go,I'd like to tell you something." Her voice was cool over flowing vowels. "It isn't often one finds one's first impression was…

— Nora Roberts

“I was giddy with relief and I started to giggle again. "If you're sorry, then I'm sorry." "Why would you be sorry? You were…

— Mireille Chester

“Your face is flushed, did you know that?" "Well," she said. "I'm frustrated." "Don't make me angry-kiss you." "Give me the laundry." "Tempers rising,…

— Rainbow Rowell

“He shut the door behind him and set about locking many dead bolts before finally sliding the chain across. "Tough neighborhood ?" I asked.…

— Karina Halle

“I fuck everything up, Rynna, and the only thing I’ve got to offer you is my mess. I can’t do this.” Restraint rumbled in…

— A.L. Jackson

“What’re you doing here?” I asked Tate after Ned tossed my bag in the backseat. “I’m your ride,” he replied and then we were…

— Kristen Ashley

“You look like you're about to puke," he observed, pushing his cart forward. With a quick, inner shake she gathered herself and cut him…

— Linda Howard