Humor Quote by Bree Despain

“If that’s the problem, I’ll tell him to cut it out.” Zach remained silent. “Zach?” Jared said. “I want to fuck him.” When Jared…

— Alessandra Hazard

“Zach, we have to stop her!" But Zach just held me. He looked at me with shock and awe and just a little bit…

— Ally Carter

“Nice work," I commented drily. "How old was that littlest one? Five? Did she put up a terrible fight?" "I feared for my life,"…

— Erica Lindquist

“Excuse me," Zach began, trying to regain control of this conversation, "but didn't I repeatedly insult you this morning?" "Your kvetching was very fetching.…

— Tiffany Reisz

“If that’s the problem, I’ll tell him to cut it out.” Zach remained silent. “Zach?” Jared said. “I want to fuck him.” When Jared…

— Alessandra Hazard

“Ryan held out his hands. "What the hell is this? Beat The Shit Out Of Ryan Week?" "I didn't think you'd mind, since you're…

— Jamie McGuire

“That left Cam, who was standing close to Daniel, their arms clapped around each other’s shoulders. “You pulled it off, brother.” “Course I did.”…

— Lauren Kate

“But I’m your brother.” Daniel sounded genuinely wounded. “You,” she announced, “are a turd in the punch bowl of life.”

— Gary Paulsen

“Where did you get that assault weapon?" "Assault weapon?" Zach turned his head to look at her. "Well, lookey there. You're cute when you…

— Suzie Quint

“Questions?” Cade asked, pointing at the file where Zach had stuffed it into his messenger bag. “Yeah,” Zach said. “Any chance I can go…

— Christopher Farnsworth

“Do you and Zach have trouble living together?' 'No. Must be a chick thing.' 'And you're sexist.' 'I'm sexy.”

— Rachel Hawthorne

“can’t see her in the dark, but I know she’s looking at me when she says, “I know you’ve been kind of weird about…

— Jen Malone