Humor Quote by John Green

“What the hell is instant ? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I doubt that an instant of…

— John Green

“Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I doubt that an instant of blinding pain feels particularly instantaneous.”

— John Green

“The instant is not in time -- time is in the instant.”

— John Barbour

“In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.”

— Hermann Hesse

“For better or worse, our lives are accelerating, and the only speed fast enough is instant.”

— Kevin Kelly

“Each instant was different and new and unrepeatable. That was the very nature of time, ceaselessly realizing itself, in every life.”

— César Aira

“I'm an instant star, just add water.”

— David Bowie

“She’d have to treat the interview more like risotto than instant rice, adding ingredients gradually while stirring gently.”

— Maya Corrigan

“Yes, ma’am, I will take seconds. Your dinner tastes like excrement. I scream, you scream, we all scream for excrement.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Nothing's too fast if it means forever.”

— T.J. Klune

“I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something. ”

— Mich Ehrenborg

“The sad truth is that what I could recall in five seconds all too soon needed ten, then thirty, thena full minute...”

— Haruki Murakami