Humor Quote by John Green

Why are breakfast food breakfast foods?" I asked them. "Like, why don't we have curry for breakfast?" "Hazel, eat." "But why?" I asked. "I…

— John Green

“Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?” I asked them. “Like, why don’t we have curry for breakfast?” “Hazel, eat.” “But why?” I asked. “I…

— John Green

“My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon on the…

— Varsha Bajaj

“Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?” I asked them. “Like, why don’t we have curry for breakfast?” “Hazel, eat.” “But why?” I asked. “I…

— John Green

“In the world according to the positivist, the inspiring thing about scrambled eggs is that any way you turn them they're sunny side up.…

— Tom Robbins

“Breakfast isn't breakfast without breakfast.”

— Laura C Goodwin

“They were tucking into big plates of bacon and eggs”

— Joseph Delaney

“I don’t want to have ‘breakfast for dinner,’” I answered, crossing knife and fork over my mostly full plate. “I want to have scrambled…

— John Green

“I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a hearty breakfast, it would really freak me out to see my…

— Jarod Kintz

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I…

— Claudette Colbert

“I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled egg-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it occurs at…

— John Green

“Pigs might make great pets, but they make better breakfast. I’ll take one big snuggle, with a side of scrambled eggs.”

— Jarod Kintz