Hard day Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I told you. I'm always hard for you, I'm just good at hiding it. Which, actually, isn't easy when your dick is the size…

— Karina Halle

“My dick leaps to life. Her gaze drops to the front of my pants. “I have a big dick ahead of me,” she says,…

— Kendall Ryan

“Long day today,' she says. 'Every day's the same length, sweetie.”

— Doug Dorst

“It was really no wonder that I’d been jacking it like an animal since Sunday. Every little thing Aly did around the house made…

— Stella Rhys

“Do you know the problems with dicks? They’re attached to bigger dicks.”

— Lexi Blake

“She hadn’t really counted on having to measure pedagogic dick length with a whole tribe.”

— Magnus Flyte

“You know...acting like a dick...won't make yours any bigger.”

— J.L. McCoy

“I belong, and my penis, it be long.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Are you sure about this? It’s a bit short.” “So? It’s poetry, not dick size.”

— J.L. Merrow

“The size of Frank Sinatra's penis had been on my mind for weeks. I don't know why it was bothering me so much, but…

— Peter Evans

“Length isn’t as important as what you say and how you say it.”

— Barry Lyga

“I hate days like this. Like when minor thing happens but it gets all huge in your head and ends up bothering you for…

— Susane Colasanti