Bill Brasky

He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

— Bill Brasky

You know he sheds his skin once a year.

— Bill Brasky

He once had sex with a cigarette machine.

— Bill Brasky

I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansberry.

— Bill Brasky

Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off…

— Bill Brasky

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members…

— Bill Brasky

Darryl Dawkins has a summer home in Brasky's groin.

— Bill Brasky

He thinks the Iron Man is gay.

— Bill Brasky

Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.

— Bill Brasky

Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was saut�ed mushrooms.

— Bill Brasky

He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

— Bill Brasky

Brasky would use his own thigh as an anvil.

— Bill Brasky

Brasky named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.

— Bill Brasky

Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.

— Bill Brasky

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

— Bill Brasky

Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2.

— Bill Brasky