Quote by Bill Brasky Download Open image “He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.” — Bill Brasky ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Good tuna-fish sandwiches; he’s the tallest man I’ve ever seen! (Pam) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I have this cousin down in Georgia that skinny-dipped in the Chattahoochee and two hours later gave birth to crawfish.” Leakey turned to walk… — Jake Burrows Copy Share Image
Shrimps ought to stay small and curled up in their cocktail sauce, if you ask me. — Aya Nakahara Copy Share Image
He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it. — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
He is so brilliant. He shines. He's beautiful with his hands that grab things and his tongue that says things and the way he… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes water his… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Ya know, it was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Brasky taught his son how to drive… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
