Penis Quote by Evan Gilbert

“ But I think he broke my vagina”

— Tina Reber

“His eyelids peeled open, but only one held the eyeball—the other was ringed in hooked teeth, a tiny mouth. Both his regular mouth and…

— Casey Matthews

“Now she is cuddling and kissing me all over and...Cody walks right in just as we're cooing (or haved cooed again) on the bed…

— Jack Kerouac

“Then Hannah said, 'Look, either you're going to talk or I'm going to have to finish the story about the guy who chopped off…

— Brigid Kemmerer

“You can't just accidentally penis somebody.”

— Christopher Moore

“Well, wouldn’t that be a nice fuck you from karma. Here, Dylan, feast your eyes on this magnificent penis that you can’t even handle.”

— Jessica Daniels

“Dylan looked at me and matter-of-factly said, "My Dad's smart. Boyfriends are way better than girlfriends." I laughed. "Oh really? And why is that?"…

— L.A. Witt

“But what about Cody? you want me to marry you but you love Cody and in fact Perry loves you too? " -- "Sure…

— Jack Kerouac

“Apparently he took my advice. He shoved me face-first into a boulder. It broke my nose.”

— Colleen Houck

“Fuck, he couldn’t. But Brandon knew that he’d never forgive himself if he didn’t do everything in his power. Even if it failed, he…

— James Buchanan

“He was a man who discovered love through his penis.”

— Mohsin Hamid

“You guess? What the hell kind of answer is that? Your playboy days are over, Dylan! You’re mine, God damn it. That big dick…

— Ella Dominguez