Quote by William Gass

“Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?”

— Tyne O'Connell

“The blue face! The obscene protrusion of the tongue! The tumefaction of the penis! The penis, well now, that's a surprise, I'd forgotten I…

— Samuel Beckett

“My penis lay pathetically along my left thigh, like some small animal washed ashore.”

— Gillian Flynn

“The penis, often regarded as a weapon, is also a burden, the male curse.”

— Gay Talese

“A penis has never been something that you pick up and put down and put away idly without consideration.”

— Larry Kramer

“Now, the penis is round, and the anus is round, while the vagina’s opening is long and narrow; clearly then Nature designed the penis…

— Ada Palmer

“I may have overmothered you and screwed you up in ways large and small, but I think it’s time you took some measure of…

— Anonymous

“He was an extravagantly obese man of sixty-four. A great apron of stomach fell so far down in front of his thighs that most…

— J. K. Rowling - The Casual Vacancy

“The elephant in the room is my limp penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had…

— David Wong

“The last three inches of my penis shaft are perfect. Of course, the last three and the first three are one and the same.”

— Jarod Kintz