Humour Quote by Tyne O'Connell

“I am disgusted with the fact that men, in general, think they have an unmerited advantage of a penis and that women fail to…

— Nikhil Sharda

“Alas, the penis is such a ridiculous petitioner. It is so unreliable, though everything depends on it—the world is balanced on it like a…

— William Gass

“Male territorial insanity yields only to another male. What a difference the possession of a penis makes!”

— Marilyn French

“As I write this, I live in a household with a husband, three sons, a male dog, and a male cat. I am the…

— Kristin van Ogtrop

“Men never know when things are dirty or not; women will have their little nonsenses and needless cares.”

— Jane Austen

“No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises.”

— Rosanna Leo

“Never blame men, they have too many responsibilities because they live in a country where they are being taught to take up the burden…

— Himmilicious

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”

— Linda Howard

“It’s funny to me how a man can do all the dirt in the world and the only way they know how to fix…

— Demettrea

“I may have overmothered you and screwed you up in ways large and small, but I think it’s time you took some measure of…

— Anonymous

“Guys are dumb. They're stupid and the only reason they exist is because their semen keeps the planet populated.”

— Amy Kinzer

“I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation.”

— Christy Leigh Stewart