Humour Quote by Tyne O'Connell

“There is something about the sight of a passing motorcyclist that tempts many automobile drivers to commit murder.”

— Hunter S. Thompson

“...Murder, I have often noticed, is a great matchmaker.”

— Agatha Christie

“Sometimes it takes more courage to be the passenger than to be the driver.”

— E. L. Konigsburg

“Not even a lane could be changed without an exact copycat movement by my Secret Service.”

— Barbara Pierce Bush

“Sometimes, it's not the path that needs changing but the lane.”

— Bhuwan Thapaliya

“Murderers don't even know that murder happens.”

— David Rabe

“If my Rolls-Royce splashes you with mud as you’re waiting for a bus, you’ll know that I’ve taken to crime.”

— Agatha Christie

“You will only know the road, until you have travel on it.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“If I ever become a serial murderer, I'll be very careful to kill people in a pattern that centres around a police station -…

— Patricia Briggs

“The driver warned me: Be careful, scholar, they kill in that house. I replied: If it's for love it doesn't matter.”

— Gabriel García Márquez

“But isn't it likely that everyone in this world...has killed someone or other on their way to the top?...All I wanted was a chance…

— Aravind Adiga

“There's more to life than being a passenger.”

— Ava Dellaira