Humour Quote by Tyne O'Connell Download Open image ““What he needed was a metaphorical Bobbit job”” — Tyne O'Connell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
“After all, Bob himself was, essentially, a spiritual creature created from the energy of thought. The characters within a book were, from a certain… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Sam told me as we were hanging up our coats that Bob was “baked like a fucking cake.” I really had to quote that… — Steven Chbosky Copy Share Image
“He had a goatee that was maybe growing into something that was more than a goatee, which made him look like an angry barista… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
For all his understanding of worldly concerns, when it came to fathoming the deeper meaning of his own furious activity, Sir Bob displayed the… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
“Jobs was a strong-willed, elitist artist who didn't want his creations mutated inauspiciously by unworthy programmers. To him it would be as if someone… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
“Bob had been caught by the white death, the threat of which hung over every male black in the South. I had heard whispered… — Richard Wright Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I ordered another. If this was going to be a fish-story, I needed stimulants. "On the liner going to New York I met a… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“There was something liberating and terrifying about the first day on a new job. In any new assignment, Bobbie had always had the unsettling… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
“Benedick Scott was on his way to freedom or profound failure or, if the usual order of things held up, both. Two chests, strapped… — McKelle George Copy Share Image
“Why should Dickie want to come back to subways and taxis and starched collars and a nine-to- five job? Or even a chauffeured car… — Patricia Highsmith Copy Share Image
“When I was in my early twenties I didn't have a need to rub together, back when my life was a series of wants… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“London is speared by the tube map of fashion zone: zone one is classic-edgy, zone two is edgy-dowdy while the counties do a classic,… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Pleasantly bustling shoppers streamed past us on Bond Street - smart-suited men and well-heeled women whose commitment to luxury goods glazed over their eyes… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“It's called joining the property market - and it shits on war for stress” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“I suppose a cycle courier knows better than anyone how a murder on Marble Arch can hold up traffic.” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!".” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“My astrologer predicted a year of successful enterprise and good fortune. So what went wrong? Had there been some ghastly beaureaucratic astral mix up?” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“She was to my ego what Rasputin was to morality, whittling away at my self-image with menaces and put downs viewed as compliments until… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“My love is unique. No one can rival her, for she is the most beautiful girl alive. Just by passing, she has stolen my… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
