Penis-humor Quote by Anonymous Download Open image ““Fuck her right in the pussy”” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Penis-humor
“I start and check out the door, and while I’d like to say my pussy perked up and cheered,” — Pippa Grant Copy Share Image
“I am finding I like my new vocabulary. Cock, pussy, and fuck. My three new favorite English words. I want to shove my cock… — Sawyer Bennett Copy Share Image
“Please,” he begs. “Please let me fuck her.” “You want to fuck that pussy? It’s mine, though.” — Sierra Simone Copy Share Image
“And if you want to scream her name out when my cock is fucking you, you scream it, right into my ear.” — Ella Frank Copy Share Image
“Thumping her on the head, “Shut that shit up. That moaning and shit ain’t gettin’ me nowhere.” I lifted my shirt up further to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Did you just slap my pussy? Did you just open-palm slap the fuck out of my pussy?” — Kimber S. Dawn Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If God created man in his image... Does God have a functioning penis? And does God manually handle every penis he creates? Or does… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“For a guy, nothing is sexier than a girl who craves his little guy and can’t keep her hands off of it… because this… — Roberto Hogue Copy Share Image
“...I got the word. It's get out of town, and it wasn't even from Mel Torme. "If Natalie were here, she'd say Torme has… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“It is like a firstborn son: you spend your life working for him, sacrificing everything for him, and at the moment of truth he… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
“If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.” — Matthew Norman Copy Share Image
“It's a penis," Margo said, "in the same sense that Rhode Island is a state: it may have an illustrious history, but it sure… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Men looove pussy. They can never get enough of it. If you send a guy a pussy pic, he's gonna think you're awesome. And… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?" "Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick.” — Elizabeth Brown Copy Share Image
