“If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.” — Matthew Norman Copy Share Image
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“It's a penis," Margo said, "in the same sense that Rhode Island is a state: it may have an illustrious history, but… — John Green Copy Share Image
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