Funny Quote by Elizabeth Brown

“I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the stuff.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Things I’ve learned the hard way: #1) When you’re making a door-to-door sales pitch, make sure your shorts aren’t so short that your dick…

— Jarod Kintz

“Men with little dicks got all kinds of things to prove to people, mainly that a little dick don't matter as long as you…

— S.K. Epperson

“Just because he's a dick, doesn't mean you have to be.' 'But he's giving me so much material to work with.”

— Rebecca Yarros

“Don't be a dick,' I whisper. 'You haven't even seen me start to be a dick.”

— Rebecca Yarros

“Don't sell yourself short. You may never have proof of your importance, but you are more important than you think.”

— Robert Fulghum

“You know...acting like a dick...won't make yours any bigger.”

— J.L. McCoy

“Okay, you're prone to moments of great dickdom, but you're not that bad.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I don’t care that you’re short. I like lots of things that are short. Little dogs and daffodils. I hate you because you’re mean…

— Janet Evanovich

“If you’re super tall, don’t be a dick and stand in front of a short person.”

— Siobhan Vivian

“I try to be confident, always have, but despite my best efforts, sometimes I come off like I'm a total..." "Dick?" I finished for…

— Michelle Rowen

“I frowned. “Are you sure about this? It’s a bit short.” “So? It’s poetry, not dick size.”

— J.L. Merrow