History Quote by John Green

“She was in Tennessee, and I was in Florida, and she said, “You’re too far away!” And I said, “I know. My penis is…

— Jarod Kintz

“Look, I have a huge penis," he states.”

— Samantha Towle

“It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too.”

— Janet Evanovich

“Ship, lady. This here’s a ship,” he said defensively, as if she’d told him, “Your penis: I find it minuscule.”

— Kresley Cole

“Tell me, what size must a guy's balls be in order to walk up to his former comandin' officer and declare his intent to…

— Julie Ann Walker

“I really wish I could confirm to him that you do in fact have a penis. A very big and pretty penis,” Blaire whispered.…

— Abbi Glines

“Well, I guess we know now who has the biggest penis here.”

— J.M. Darhower

No one, who is familiar with the bustle and activity of an American commercial town, would recognise, in the repose which now reigns in…

— James F. Cooper

That state is a state of slavery in which a man does what he likes to do in his spare time and in his…

— Eric Gill

But Connecticut and Rhode Island have originally realized the most perfect polity as to a legislature.

— Ezra Stiles

Friends, I agree with you in Providence; but I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon.

— Abraham Lincoln

“From the earliest days of the nation anyone with an intelligence equal to that of sparrows had realized that the peninsula ought logically to…

— James A. Michener