Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “My sperms are just mini-sharks.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
If sharks really can smell blood, then Id imagine theyre all salivating over my erection right now — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one — Tea Leoni Copy Share Image
Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts. — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
Turns out, I couldn't catch them - or even get close to them. I realized that sharks are amazing, beautiful animals who have absolutely… — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
“If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I wanted a shark that's big enough to eat you, and in a large enough amount of liquid so that you could imagine you… — Damien Hirst Copy Share Image
“Nobody knows what the whales may have to click and clack about, but it could be a form of voting-time to stop here and… — Natalie Angier Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
