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Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me. — Dead Kennedys Copy Share Image
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Individuals interested in donating can call The Bridge. We do still need food, paper products, money, cleaning supplies - if people could… — Maggie Elizabeth Jones Copy Share Image
Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
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My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
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